I didn't want a boy.
I know nothing about boys.
They get on my nerves.
Smudged, Noisey, Bodily Creatures that laugh like Beavis at Fart jokes and try to kill themselves jumping off of furniture.
When I became pregnant I actually started buying dresses and picking out girl names.
There were all girls in my family. No way was a xy chromosome in my future.
Then I had an ultrasound. I actually cried upon seeing the images.
Not tears of joy. I couldn't help myself.
I already have a daughter but she grew up wearing overalls and green sweater vests and hung out with her Grandpa watching Three Stooges.
I wanted a Girl! Glitter, bows, tutus and purples and pinks.
Fast forward five years.
Any of you that know me, know that I am now a firm champion of the mother-son relationship.
It is a completely different relationship then that of my daughter.
In fact when Moms To Be come into the studio now and say they are going to have a boy, I let them know they won the lottery!
Now that being said what is the point of this blog post?
I am not having anymore children.
Yet I am still in love with the baby names I chose!
So here they are for you to use!
If my daughter was to be a ginger like my husband I was going to name her Lola after the song by The Kinks! What can I say we got a thing for Transvesities! After all that is why Em is the Divine Miss M.
If my theoretical daughter was going to have my dark curls I was going to name her Moselle. I might have been reading too many Southern books with Creole characters at the time.
I've added Roxelana from the Ottoman Empire harem to my list this year.
I will tell you this. Name your baby one of these wonderful names and I will play favorites!!!!
The next Momma that uses these names and brings her baby to me gets half off her newborn session!!!