My beautiful bride Amanda was hopping off the bus on the way to the reception to get a drink at their local watering hole in Columbus.

I was already inside.

Four older patrons who looked like they lived there were making comments as the bridal party came in. 

"Well they have already been drinking."

"It's about to get crazy in here."

As my bride entered the bar they kept commenting.

"Why would you were that tight of a dress."

"She looks beautiful, but can she breathe, move?"

As she walked right past the four patrons all of their heads moved in unison like straight out of a movie.

There was only one sentence spoken after that.

"My God look at that wiggle!"

"Marilyn couldn't have done it better!"

"Ok I get it now!"

I am pretty sure I died laughing! Trust me I saw Amanda drop it low, kick high and bend backwards in this dress! IMG_9197